Dirk Langeveld is filling in for Elissa Bass while she is on vacation. She will resume this column on Aug. 28.
Wall-E, 8 p.m., ABC Family
There are some days when I could really use EVE’s arm cannon.
Tanked, 9 p.m., Animal Planet
Tonight, “A man-cave aquarium for the NFL’s Bart Scott; a vault tank for a Florida technology company.” A…man-cave aquarium? Are you giving the goldfish New York Jets beanbag chairs and a Kegerator?
Wicked Attraction, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
“A couple’s murderous scheme leaves the owner of a car dealership dead.” Well that’s less a murderous scheme than it is a murder, right?