Take Me Out, 8 p.m., Fox
OK, I’m sorry but I am just going to say it. There are some women who should never, ever squeeze themselves into a spandex mini dress.
Duets, 8 p.m., ABC
Finale! Who is still watching? Anyone?
Sullivan & Son, 10 p.m., tbs
“Steve Sullivan (series star Steve Byrne) returns home to Pittsburgh to celebrate his father, Jack Sullivan's birthday (series star Dan Lauria). He quickly learns that Jack is retiring and selling the family bar Sullivan & Son. Steve contemplates leaving his New York corporate life behind to buy the bar from his parents.” Here’s the thing: If tbs wants to have a sitcom in a bar, I wish they would just bring back My Boys. I miss My Boys.